just kidding
I haven't "slept enough"
but I did have a chance to read some of the newspaper this morning
also eating as much food as possible yesterday and today
just in case I get lost in the jungle and don't have a chance to eat for a week or something
this way I'll have stored some calories
;
so anyway team listen up here's what we've got:
Blue team, you guys are going to cover the area behind the cafeteria, plus the docks and cabin 1. Green team: laundry, main road, and woods next to laundry. Red team: you guys get to drinnk sprite with P. etc just kidding
Hurricane Katrina didn't hit New Orleans directly like they thought, but it did hit the Gulf coast and about a million people lost power and a bunch of people died, in New Orleans some houses were up to their roofs in water, people had to be rescued off of their roofs. Mississippi got hit, too. Buncha tourists couldn't figure out where to go so they slept in the football stadium. Buncha offshore oil rigs had to be evacuated so the price of oil skyrocketed. New Orleans didn't do a very good job preparing for this likely emergency -- they could have fortified the levees.
Iraq is figuring out their constitution. I guess they passed it, or something, and people will vote in a referendum in October?Sunnis are boycotting it. Some Sunnis say no. Some Sunnis will try to drum up support so that when it's time to vote the constitution will be rejected. But others, you know, like Shiites or Kurds say that the Sunnis aren't organized enough to do that. Sorry
Neil knows a lot about North Korea, and tools. He is so masculine. There is something wrong with me. Sorry, lady, I'm so sorry
In India sometimes when your baby is born they take it away and then say "give me $12 for your baby back." In the hospital!! Bribes are a major part of daily life for poor folks the world over. They end up paying more than middle-class peoples.
In umm Nebraska I think you can marry if you're 14 or 13 or something. This dude who's 19 or so married a 13 or 14 yr old lady and moved back to Kansas (I might have that backwards). Then they had une bebe and are in trouble for Statutory Rape. Kansas is embarassed. He has made mistakes but is being a good dad. Both he and his young bride wear glasses.
In rural Japan the post office handles ALL KINDS OF ASPECTS OF DAILY LIFE
Chanel No. 5 was created in the twenties. It uses rosewood. It's major success has created a giant black market for rosewood, which is said to make you go cah-razy for lady!! This black market is based in a place called Silvas in Brazil I think
Jaques Chirac + France is not psyched about Iran's nuclear capabilities!!!
WORLD BRIEF: Israel is going to pull out of more places eventually, incl. Judea and Sumeria. 'Noff is a Zionist. Buildings collapsed in India. Pit Bulls outlawed in Ontario. Extant puppies allowed if they're neutered and muzzled in public. Why do you think??!? Because of highly publicized child-harming pit-bull incidents. IDIOT. Also in Canada another thing happened that was interesting. Uganda?? I am sleepy. Uganda: I forget. North Korea: Not happy about a human rights guy with a Jewish last name. They'll have a chat session later on. They are acting "businesslike." Also not happy about American military manoueversz in South Korea. U.S. claims they are mellow maneuvers, talks should resume soon please. Fun-sounding book by a Hollywood correspondent for the London Times, a self-described coward, who was sent to Iraq, wrote a book about being a cowardly geek-reporter in Iraq. People still unsure if Shakespeare wrote those plays. Shakeshafte?? I made some mistakes at work. Additionally: whatever. I'm fine. And if I'm not: I'm STILL fine. beat that, Kasparov!!
KPMG dudes were indicted. KPMG was one of those firms always bold, always brassy. Tax shelters. IRS would be like, "hey, watch those tax shelters, boys." KPMG, quick and hot: "fuck YOU, IRS. Why don't you mind YOUR tax shelters 'fore I etc". They are making a huge telescope in Arizona. Liquid glass filling up a tank!! so hot! Dignitaries sweating and drinking water. I saw 40 yr old virgin last night with my ex-boyfriend at the Cobble Hill -- Kabal Hill -- how do u spell that -- just kidding saw it with JJBIGGINz at 1000AMC VANNESS. just kidding sorry
Justice JohnRoberts met with Senator Leahy (D) who gave him homework!! he said "i don't want your answer to be 'I haven't read that document so I don't have an opinion about it so I made you a handy copy of it. Read it before I question you next week!'" They opened the Reagan Library files which had lotsa John Roberts potential candidate for the Supreme Court files. There was one part where he said "go soak your head" in a letter. Other stuff where he was very protective of privacy!!!!
sleepy
work hates me
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beaches
soduku
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People are into the show Laguna Beach on MTV. MTV video awards are coming.
