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a second person poem, written to myself
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.

Dusty Bushworms

First day of tenth grade, new school, impressions, impressions. I saw the scene where a young Bob Fosse gets a backstage blowjob from dancers in All That Jazz when I was pretty young. I felt upset watching it.

who'll stop the rain? Don't look now<== those are both CCR songs. When people tell you they are going to go get coffee on their blog what they're really telling you is that they're gay and suicidal -- it's a cry for help, and it sounds like this Download MP3 "cry for help". Just kidding that's a Christian Punk song -- not my cry for help. I can't record the cry for help right now b/c everyone would hear me, and cries for help "by definition" should be recorded in private on garageBand, or should sound identical to me drafting an email to a possible donor. Did you know... [pointless redact]? Or that when I AM HANGGLIDING in the sierras, bunnies lashed to my feet to help me imagine a time when I might land, in the snow, near the cabin where we are having all you can eat venison chili for dinner,, hang on bunnies we're landing in fifteen minutes. Tonight we drink citrona.
I wonder which of the statue of a woman in my body has a drinking problem. No jew in the history of post-Enlightenment North America has ever had a drinking problem. Things I didn't study enough in college: Slavery, Biology,
Pretend visits to your dad: camera submerged in weak coffee, facing up at the surface. Shimmery flourescent light visible. A face is dipped in. Eyes closed, air bubbles come out of the nostrils. animated cuttle fish swims into a no-smoking sign (w/o cigarette, cuttlefish as cigarette). once cuttlefish swims into perfect no-smoking position: FREEZE FRAME. CUE BOUNCY EIGHTIES POP SOUNDTRACK, ARPEGGIATED VARIATION OF THEME TO DUCK TALES. THEME PROGRESSES IN TEMPO AND VIGOUR, BECOMEs HEAVIER AND HARDER. AS IT GETS HEAVIER AND HARDER ELEMENTS OF THE FREEZE FRAME SLOWLY BEGIN MOVING AGAIN: the cuttlefish's little butt begins wagging in time, little protoairbubbles start to form in the sumberged face's nostrils, then they shoot out and rise, the water/light starts shimmering again. SUPERTITLE: THE OCEAN'S NOT YOURS. That title disappears. More small movements. The cuttle fish wriggles free from the no smoking sign. Before it leaves the screen, another freeze frame, another supertitle, massive red block letters as before: ST PATRICKS DAY PARADE. then: NOT YOUR OCEAN TO SOLVE. then: OCEAN'S ELEVEN. then: OCEAN'S ELEVEN. then: OCEAN'S PARADE. JUMP CUT TO:

BARNEY is an eighteen year old high school student. his room is a mess. he is asleep in bed. we see the alarm clock flip from 6:59 to 7:00. SOME AWESOME MUSIC comes on. roll credits. just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Publicado por: Ben Stiller]

"Du-Du-DaNGer lurks behind you
there's a stranger out to find you
what to do? just scramble up some
DUCK TAILS!"

p.s. is your cuttlefish snack , I mean movie in Sepia?

[Publicado por: Jerry Stiller]

Ben I don't know why that image file was called "sepia." The movie will be in washed out, digital color. I had access to HBO last night, pretty fun

[Publicado por: Quinlin Dempsey]

G-pa,

Generic name for cuttlefish is Sepia as in S. officianalis (common cuttlefish). Sepia ink (i.e. cuttlefish secretions) were sometimes added to the silver solution in photography as a stabilizer. These prints proved extremely durable and many have survived creating the impression that the western portion of the united states was, in fact, generally sepia-toned from the years of 1846 to 1877 (death of Crazy Horse). Photoshop harvests approximately 77,000 cuttlefish yearly, to use their internal shell as a calcium supplement for the Budgie factory farms.

Hope you get help!

[Publicado por: Liz]

You are a genius

[Publicado por: freezer treet]

cuttlewolf

[Publicado por: Yours]

Liz I know you meant you "plural"

[Publicado por: Liz]

Sure

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thanks liz way 2 be. i am ass-liepe