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hey everyone...unfortunately, i'm in attendance @ work today, but there's still time to drop coupla WORLD CUP DIMEz in yr meter!

i've watched basically everything so far cept for Poland/Ecuador. so far, lots of slightly dire babysitting of 1-0 leads...both England & Portugal turned particularly grumpy and dour safeguarding their one-goal advantages. Angola looked wildly incapable of creating goals or anything [save ludicrous chileñas and wasteful 30 yard blasts!]. Ghana looked a lot better. Simão has heretofore unknown tattoos. Arjen Robben's athletic talent should keep his mind off the future of his hairline.

PERSONAL/INCIDENTAL AESTHETIC HI-WATER PT. SO FAR: Dutch coach Marco van Basten dabbing himself with a big sponge! tried to quickly snap a pic, but missed out...not everyone is asleep @ the wheel!

INDUBITABLE ÆSTHETIC LO PT. SO FAR: Cristiano Ronaldo's unbelievable faggy 3/4-length flared sleeves! seriously...there is totally room in a World of Tolerance for gay-bashing the shit out of this fancy Dan! he also sulked/tantrumized like a local business leader's daughter after being subbed off...

um...what else? English people think 85°F is unbearably hot. Trinidadians, Australians, etc. don't!

anywaze...fleshier, juicier shells to-be-fired, promise! i promise to flap my fingers attempting to LIVEBLOG a game at some point! FOR TOMORROW, CLASE: the WC '06 debut of Ronaldo's bouncing babyfat and Adriano's grimace plus++ France experience a lil' defeat Suisse! be there.

Comments

[Publicado por: holy fuck]

you saw a dutch guy get sweaty? holy shit. when is this blog going to die for lack of anything interesting to say?

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dear holy fuck,

i think the idea of an inspirational bad guy dispensing heartwarming advice as he strangles you is pretty interesting.

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dear holy fuck,

yo!

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dear holy fuck,

it is rumored that the best steak in NYC is at a strip club!

countersigned,
holy fuck

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holy guck!! i'm officially rooting for mexico, then anyone from africa after that. i kinda liked the czechs today also

[Publicado por: Andrew]

I didn't fully get the inspirational bad guy until just now. It's useful to urge yourself to think.

[Publicado por: GC]

...like a local business leader's daughter?

[Publicado por: chelsea]

My trinidadian labmate bitches all the time when it's more than 85 degrees here. Which it is, almost always. Steve can you give more concrete tips on how to get excited about futbol? I want to give it a try.

[Publicado por: Generic Viagra]

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