The good humor of the overweight

yesterday:
Dudes, Papa Showers is going through a difficult time! Please post angry ripostes for me to shut my privileged yap and get back to work in the comentarios. An overweight man is chuckling good-naturedly out of sight (but w/in earshot) about 10 yards from this spot. I'm hitting the Tootsie Roll midgies pretty hard

today:
I'm a baby tobacco leaf asleep inside a wax-lined cup that until moments ago held an espresso. In other words. I'm a little sleepy. Thank you to the publisher who published Paul Muldoon's HORSE LATITUDES. I read my first Paul Muldoon poems on my «lunch break» today and I have to say I liked them a lot. Tonight I'll probably drink four hundred and fifteen thousand beers and try to write a 15,000-word appreciation of HORSE LATITUDES «in this space». Check back in on «this space» tonight at around four a.m. for the details.

tonight:

Untitled Translation Exercise
a feature - length program

Anthology Film Archives
32 Second Ave. at 2nd Street
THUR OCT 5, 8pm (doors open at 7:30)
FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE

ps - totally unrelated, Caitlin Jones has curated a show called On and Off the also tonight which has some of [cory arcangels'] all-time favorite internet artists in it, so that's http://www.rhizome.org/fp.rhiz?id=2743 and from 6 - 8

tomorrow:

weinstein meats delivers the best asian kosher beef cuts to all of the chicagoland area.

via woe is you.

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Old Bessies motor whirred and caught. There was another that seemed to exist mostly in his mind, but which was no less real for that. He had been married and divorced twice.

anyway, beautiful, rich, splendid, allusive stuff. Talk to you later, after I stuff scalding ladles of carne asada (more likey puerco al pastor) into mine eyes and then spray rich, allusive drunken wddz all over my pristine copy of Horse Latitudes.

I look happier than I feel in this photgraph, taken today:

I actually feel more like this:

--Breathmilkk

Comments

[Publicado por: mcMüller]

I was hoping to stay up late enough to see the Horse Latitudes reaction before anyone else but I'm nodding off. See you in the morning.

[Publicado por: Sorry]

sorry man. EXIGENCIES!!!

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"Oh."

[Publicado por: Flush Fiction]

you cannot fuck with exigencies!!!
I'm sorry!!!!! If a man tells you to meet him in the forest and there's no one around, and the man told you to meet him in the forest in a piece of prose that is in danger of being "flesh fiction", will you be mad at him if he doesn't meet you there/make a sound?

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I guess I'd have to masturbate.

[Publicado por: sexigencies]

yes, I guess you would have to masturbate. And, in fact, you do have to masturbate. You have to. You needs must. masturbation is required in a particular situation -- usually used in plural. *exceptionally quick in responding to the selfstrokes of modern warfare" -- D. B. Ottaway
2 a : the quality or state of being selfstrokey b : a state of affairs that makes urgent demands *a leader must act in any sudden stroking of him or herself*
synonyms see JUNCTURE
sex is so important, you guys

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I'm not arguing with you, IMHO. Sex is so important, IMHO.