crude futures

Garbage brags

I dreamt I was bragging. "I'm a very good bowler," I dream-bragged, "and I'm a skilled golfer."

The plain, bald brags went on and on like this: "I'm a great cook. I'm a great cook who happens to be very good at chess."

Who was I bragging to? To whoever was there, I guess. Dream people. Nothing people. "I'm a very fast reader," I said to the nothing people. "I retain information very well."

"I'm saying untrue things," I thought in the dream. "I'm saying untrue things very loudly."

I don't know, it was all right.

No drawing

I made this drawing a few months ago.

positively portentious national anthem errors

He should have sung 'Mila kuda si planina' (which roughly means 'You know my dear how we love your mountains'). But he instead sang 'Mila kura si planina' which can be interpreted as 'My dear, my penis is a mountain'.

... "It was the last thing that I would intentionally do, and all I can say is if I have offended any Croatians, then they have my deepest apologies." On the contrary, Henry is becoming a cult hero in Croatia, but denies he played a part in England's exit. "I can't take the blame for that. The last thing I would do is brag about my parts like that—especially to make it so public," said Henry