Acceptors

META: "I have a wide right side.", Elvin from The Cosby Show (Sondra's husband), Eldin from Murphy Brown (Murphy's handyman), Murphy from RoboCop (T.J. Lazer impressionist), "T.J. Lazer Halloween costume", "I'd buy that for a dollar.", "I'd buy that for a franc.", "I'd buy that for a euro.", "I'd buy that for a pound sterling.", "I'd buy that for a kroner.", "I'd buy that for a looney.", "I'd buy that for a deutsche mark.", "I'd buy that for a measly 300 credits, Bubble-Eez bubblegum, Bubble Eez, "bubble bubble eez/bubble bubble gum" TV commercial jingle (with astronauts), Bonkers candy, Bonkers candy commercials, giant fruit landing on the Bonkers candy woman's head, "giant rocking chair + Lily Tomlin", saying JOD instead of GOD, saying JOOD instead of GOOD, saying JOSH instead of GOSH, Mervyn, Merv, Mervin, Starvin Marvin, Starving Marvin, Duane Reade, Duan Read, Dwayne Read, Dwayne Wayne, Anthony Wayne Trail, Maumee Valley, mommy valley, mommy mountain, mommy plains, a plain mommy, giant mommy, huge mommy, world's biggest mommy, world's smallest mommy, "Best OK movie of the year", "Who won best OK movie of the year? Was it The Diving Bell and the Buttefly?", Larissa Starnecia, Starneisha, The lyrics "Do all the things you want me to/Do all the things you want me to/Do..." looped dozens of times, "Padding, padding—he didn't need any/Padding, padding—he didn't need any/Padding...", breach, preach, niche, leech, Keach, drew on a drawing, flew on a flight, Harley Weewax, "In a dream, Dr. Huxtable delivers a baby, but it's a hoagie sandwich. He delivers a second baby and it's a jug of orange sodapop.", Jay Sandrich, "Jay Sandwich", the name is clay bill clay, "Clay Bill Clay", cruelio, schoolio, broth, broth, broth, "a broth's broth", "real broth", soup, shoop, shoup, soup suds, loop the soup, soup the soup, soup of soup, cream of soup, soup of the year, "best OK soup", error soup, lofty soup, a plate of soup, a glass of soup, a handful of soup, pouring soup, siphoning soup, soup rain, a mile of soup, "you pay by the mouthful," "you pay by the bite," "you pay by the soup, per soup", "a dollar a bite," prorated used battery, climbing a ladder on a date, "Why are there prunes in this beef stew", climbing the same ladder on another date, "I'm surprised by the prunes in the beef stew", climbing a different ladder with a different date, no big deal, swelter, fine, "drank a little vino", drank a little beano



META: "drank before the keynote", anticipating the keynote, hotly anticipating the keynote, that keynote, "that reminds me of this keynote", hotly anticipating his keynote tomorrow, hotly anticipating his keynote next week, can't wait for the keynote, nervous about the keynote, discarded notecards, discarded water bottles, "speaking of keynotes", "did you attend the keynote?", discarded homemade placards, diskettes in use, diskettes in storage, diskettes thrown away today, "number of diskettes that are dusty", number of diskettes, quantity of diskettes, "please put the contents of this DVD onto a series of 3.5-inch floppy disks", "please put the contents of this DVD onto a series of 3.5-inch floppy disks using two incompatible computers", a computer from 1998, "you have to make sure the floppies are empty first", a text from 2003, a computer from 1995, "meet me at the keynote speech", a computer from 1992, "blind date at the keynote speech", a computer from 1989, gravy soup, soup gravy, burger soup, steak soup, tawny gravy, "sitting at a computer in a museum", "interactive computers in museums aren't fun", breve (drink), brevity's rainbow, breve gravy, Gwildor isn't Orko, Faker (He-Man figure with orange hair & blue skin), "fatter figure fashions", wide right side vs. narrow left side, peld, wedsraft, felbroan, "hunkabaka hunkabaka dibba-dibba hunkabaka", soul, coal, toll, foal, T.J. Laser, "Real World Apartments", Harley Weewax, "Harley Weewax", trills, shills, gills, bills, a wimble, "an instrument for boring holes", easy bubbles, a promise of easy bubbles, boring holes, a boring hole, "not that michael jordan", "not that grover", "drover's platter", platterfoods, "pay by the platter" where you pay by the platter, "grab everything", Czerny, Cherny, Cherney, cubble, crubble, "we furnish", acceptors, accepting, "acceptors accepting", "How to Eat Efficiently at Outback Steak House" (what most Koreans already know)

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