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Publicado por mcMüller a las 15:59
DON FRUK: As hairy as a bowling ball.
NUSA C.: As hairy as a bowling ball with a lot of hair.
DON FRUK: As balanced as an upturned pyramid.
NUSA C.: As balanced as an upturned pyramid doing a handstand.
DON FRUK: As smooth as sandpaper.
NUSA C.: As smooth as sandpaper that doesn't work on any surface.
DON FRUK: As cuddly as a cactus.
NUSA C. As cuddly as a cactus that gives you a million dollars when you hug it. You're sexually attracted to the cactus.
DON FRUK: As bulletproof as spongecake.
NUSA C.: As bulletproof as bulletproof spongecake.
DON FRUK: As subtle as a sledgehammer.
NUSA C.: Nobody noticed the sledgehammer. It was subtle.
DON FRUK: As fast as a three-legged cheetah wearing a state-of-the-art leg prosthetic.
NUSA C.: As fast as a three-legged cheetah in a world the exact size of the cheetah. The cheetah is everywhere, and cannot be outrun.
DON FRUK: That doesn't make the cheetah fast.
NUSA C.: Tell that to the cheetah. Travel to his planet, land, and bargain.
DON FRUK: But—
NUSA C.: You win, then, if it matters. It doesn't matter. You... I can't... Ready?
DON FRUK: As straight as a circle.
NUSA C.: As straight as a circle from the point of view of the man running around the surface of the circle. For him, it's a neverending straight line, a race forever.
Publicado por mcMüller a las 2:11