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check out my new allergy test tattoo

This isn't my arm. I don't really have a tattoo.

The point of this blogpost is:

I think that a tattoo that looks like an allergy test would be kinda cool.

I am the animals' unsolicited travel agent.

Animals run through my body. It's a tunnel I own and operate. I am the animals' unsolicited travel agent. I book one destination and one destination only. Destination: toilet.